Some thing about Man-Woman.

Woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't , you are not a
man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't , you are good
for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not
understanding

If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring, If you don't, she
accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are
a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't
love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is an hour late, she tells you to be patient

If you visit another woman, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street ,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to
talk

In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable......woman!!

MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES

If you kiss him, he kisses you back If you don't, he patiently waits

If you praise him, he says thanks to you If you don't, he feels secure in
your love

If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, he changes his liking

If you visit him often, he welcomes you everytime
If you don't, he will visit you instead

If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, the dress is bad but you still look beautiful

If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you are not, he gives you no reason to be

If you attempt romance he is eager to accept it
If you don't, he will attempt it anyway.

If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you

If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you

If you kiss him once in a while, he is appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on is mind

If you stare at another man, he knows that you are only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, he goes ahead ignoring them.

If you talk, he will always listen If you listen, he will tell you
anything
you want to know

In short: So complex, yet so direct So strong, yet so supportive so
dazzling,
yet so humble, So passionate, yet so marvelous......men!!!