Monday, January 24, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
A Trick To Check Ur Antivirus Is Working Properly
Open notepad
Copy this code in the text file....
"X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*"
without qutoes....
then save it with the name fakevirus.exe
If this file got deleted immediately ....that means ur antivirus is working n updated
Enjoy Guys..............
Copy this code in the text file....
"X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*"
without qutoes....
then save it with the name fakevirus.exe
If this file got deleted immediately ....that means ur antivirus is working n updated
Enjoy Guys..............
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
To download You Tube Videos WITHOUT SOFTWARE :
Do as follows:
1. Go to www.youtube.com
2. Search for your favorite video.
3. Now, to download it :
* See the Address Bar (Place where you type site addresses)
* It would look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxxxxxxx=dir
* Just add kiss before youtube
Like this: http://www.kissyoutube.com/watch?v=xxxxxxxx=dir
* HIT Enter
4. New page loads with Download Link to your video !!!
(It is available in *.flv format and the converter is also available)
1. Go to www.youtube.com
2. Search for your favorite video.
3. Now, to download it :
* See the Address Bar (Place where you type site addresses)
* It would look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxxxxxxx=dir
* Just add kiss before youtube
Like this: http://www.kissyoutube.com/watch?v=xxxxxxxx=dir
* HIT Enter
4. New page loads with Download Link to your video !!!
(It is available in *.flv format and the converter is also available)
SHOW YOUR PC PENTIUM 5 OR WHAT EVER YOU LIKE ! ♥
GO TO START>RUN>TYPE REGEDIT>HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE>HARDWARE>DISCRIPTION>SYSTEM>CENTRAL
PROCESSOR>ON RIGHT HAND SIDE RIGHT CLICK ON PROCESSOR NAME AND STRING AND THE CLICK ON
MODIFY AND WRITE WHAT EVER YOU WANT OR NAME IT PENTIUM 5 OR MORE
HEYY FRNDS DO REPLY IF U LIKE THIS TRICK
PROCESSOR>ON RIGHT HAND SIDE RIGHT CLICK ON PROCESSOR NAME AND STRING AND THE CLICK ON
MODIFY AND WRITE WHAT EVER YOU WANT OR NAME IT PENTIUM 5 OR MORE
HEYY FRNDS DO REPLY IF U LIKE THIS TRICK
Cool Tip for NOTEPAD
This is real cool tip for people who use notepad to write down any info on a day to day basis...
In Notepad
* Open a notepad and type '.LOG' (CASE SENSITIVE) as the first line of the file.
* Save and close the file .
* Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the next line.
* Type your notes and then save and close the file.
Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process, appending the time and date to the end of the file and placing the cursor below it.
In Notepad
* Open a notepad and type '.LOG' (CASE SENSITIVE) as the first line of the file.
* Save and close the file .
* Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the next line.
* Type your notes and then save and close the file.
Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process, appending the time and date to the end of the file and placing the cursor below it.
Learning Tips
1. Your brain loves color. Use colored pens – good quality, not gel pens – or use colored paper. Color helps memory.
2. Your brain can effectively focus and concentrate for up to 25 minutes (adults). Take a 10-minute break after every 20-30 minutes of studying. Go do some chores: rake the lawn, iron a shirt, vacuum. Come back after 10 minutes and do another focused, intense session.
3. Your brain needs to be rested to learn fast and remember best. If you are tired take a 20-minute nap first otherwise you are wasting your study time.
4. Your brain is like a motor: it needs fuel. You wouldn’t put dirty fuel in your Lamborghini (if you had one) or you wouldn’t put low quality fuel in a rocket, would you? Well, your brain is a much more valuable, intricate machine than either of those so feed it properly. Junk food and imitation food and all the chemicals and preservatives weaken both your body and your mind. In fact, a recent study in England showed that your IQ is affected by your diet.
5. Your brain is like a sea of an electro-chemical activity. And both electricity and chemicals flow better in water. If you are dehydrated you just don’t focus as well. Drink enough water (colored liquids – pop, juice, coffee, etc. – are not the same). Often times headaches are connected to dehydration, too.
6. Your brain loves questions. When you come up with questions in class or when reading a book, your brain automatically searches for answers, making the learning faster. A good question has more than one answer.
7. Your brain and body have their own rhythm cycles: there are times during the day when you are more alert than others. You will save time learning if you study during your peak periods. If you have a part-time job that happens during your peak period you may wan to reconsider if it is wise to be giving your employer your best learning time.
8. Your brain and body communicate constantly. If your body is slouched down, the message the brain gets is that “this is not important” and so it doesn’t pay as close attention. In any learning situation, sit up and lean forward to help keep your mind alert. Buy a good quality, adjustable office chair.
9. Your brain is affected by smells. Use aromatherapy to keep your brain alert. Peppermint, lemon and cinnamon are good ones to experiment with.
10. Your brain needs oxygen. Get out there and exercise.
11. Your brain needs space. Be sure that you are not trying to study in a small cramped area.
12. Your brain needs your space to be organized. One recent study showed that kids who grow up in tidy, organized homes do better academically. Why? Because by being trained to organize the outside environment, the brain learns to organize the internal knowledge…which makes recall faster. Buy a 4-drawer legal-sized filing cabinet.
13. Your brain cells in the hippocampus, a part of the brain that deals with putting information from short-term to long-term memory, are destroyed by cortisol, which is created when you are stressed. So, yes, stress affects memory. How do you get rid of cortisol? Exercise.
14. Your brain doesn’t know what you can’t do until you tell it.
What are you telling it? Listen to your self-talk. Stop the negativity. Replace it with more positive, encouraging talk.
15. Your brain is like a muscle: it can be trained and strengthened, at any age. No excuses. Stop being a mental couch potato. Professional athletes practice every day; you can practice homework everyday. If “you don’t have any”, make some up for yourself. Read ahead, review…do SOMETHING.
16. Your brain needs repetition. It is better to do short frequent reviews than one long review because what counts is how many times your brain sees something, not how long is sees it in one sitting.
17. Your brain can understand faster than you can read. Use a pencil or finger to “lead” your eyes. By doing so you help your eyes move more quickly.
18. Your brain needs movement, especially if you are mostly a kinesthetic (body movement) learner instead of a visual or auditory learner. You might find your productivity go up if you have a standing desk. Buy one or make one by raising your desk/table on blocks. This allows you to move more easily and stay more alert.
19. Your brain seeks patterns and connections. When you are learning something, ask yourself, “What does this remind me of?” This will also help your memory because it connects the new knowledge to something you already know.
20. Your brain loves fun. We learn in direct proportion to how much fun we are having. Learning is life. Live it up!
2. Your brain can effectively focus and concentrate for up to 25 minutes (adults). Take a 10-minute break after every 20-30 minutes of studying. Go do some chores: rake the lawn, iron a shirt, vacuum. Come back after 10 minutes and do another focused, intense session.
3. Your brain needs to be rested to learn fast and remember best. If you are tired take a 20-minute nap first otherwise you are wasting your study time.
4. Your brain is like a motor: it needs fuel. You wouldn’t put dirty fuel in your Lamborghini (if you had one) or you wouldn’t put low quality fuel in a rocket, would you? Well, your brain is a much more valuable, intricate machine than either of those so feed it properly. Junk food and imitation food and all the chemicals and preservatives weaken both your body and your mind. In fact, a recent study in England showed that your IQ is affected by your diet.
5. Your brain is like a sea of an electro-chemical activity. And both electricity and chemicals flow better in water. If you are dehydrated you just don’t focus as well. Drink enough water (colored liquids – pop, juice, coffee, etc. – are not the same). Often times headaches are connected to dehydration, too.
6. Your brain loves questions. When you come up with questions in class or when reading a book, your brain automatically searches for answers, making the learning faster. A good question has more than one answer.
7. Your brain and body have their own rhythm cycles: there are times during the day when you are more alert than others. You will save time learning if you study during your peak periods. If you have a part-time job that happens during your peak period you may wan to reconsider if it is wise to be giving your employer your best learning time.
8. Your brain and body communicate constantly. If your body is slouched down, the message the brain gets is that “this is not important” and so it doesn’t pay as close attention. In any learning situation, sit up and lean forward to help keep your mind alert. Buy a good quality, adjustable office chair.
9. Your brain is affected by smells. Use aromatherapy to keep your brain alert. Peppermint, lemon and cinnamon are good ones to experiment with.
10. Your brain needs oxygen. Get out there and exercise.
11. Your brain needs space. Be sure that you are not trying to study in a small cramped area.
12. Your brain needs your space to be organized. One recent study showed that kids who grow up in tidy, organized homes do better academically. Why? Because by being trained to organize the outside environment, the brain learns to organize the internal knowledge…which makes recall faster. Buy a 4-drawer legal-sized filing cabinet.
13. Your brain cells in the hippocampus, a part of the brain that deals with putting information from short-term to long-term memory, are destroyed by cortisol, which is created when you are stressed. So, yes, stress affects memory. How do you get rid of cortisol? Exercise.
14. Your brain doesn’t know what you can’t do until you tell it.
What are you telling it? Listen to your self-talk. Stop the negativity. Replace it with more positive, encouraging talk.
15. Your brain is like a muscle: it can be trained and strengthened, at any age. No excuses. Stop being a mental couch potato. Professional athletes practice every day; you can practice homework everyday. If “you don’t have any”, make some up for yourself. Read ahead, review…do SOMETHING.
16. Your brain needs repetition. It is better to do short frequent reviews than one long review because what counts is how many times your brain sees something, not how long is sees it in one sitting.
17. Your brain can understand faster than you can read. Use a pencil or finger to “lead” your eyes. By doing so you help your eyes move more quickly.
18. Your brain needs movement, especially if you are mostly a kinesthetic (body movement) learner instead of a visual or auditory learner. You might find your productivity go up if you have a standing desk. Buy one or make one by raising your desk/table on blocks. This allows you to move more easily and stay more alert.
19. Your brain seeks patterns and connections. When you are learning something, ask yourself, “What does this remind me of?” This will also help your memory because it connects the new knowledge to something you already know.
20. Your brain loves fun. We learn in direct proportion to how much fun we are having. Learning is life. Live it up!
The difference between guys and gals going to the bank for with drawing the money
Guys:
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Gals:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written)
in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Gals:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written)
in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
Somerwhere In USA
SOMEWHERE IN USA.
One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the =
Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from =
you. I am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves =
the shop.=20
The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you =
Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the =
barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing =
a Community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank =
you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door.
An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay =
the Barber and barber replies; 'I'm Sorry, I cannot accept money from =
you. I am doing a Community Service'.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
What does he find there?
Guess..................................................................
Answer at the Bottom.
A Dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut.....
One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the =
Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from =
you. I am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves =
the shop.=20
The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you =
Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the =
barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing =
a Community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank =
you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door.
An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay =
the Barber and barber replies; 'I'm Sorry, I cannot accept money from =
you. I am doing a Community Service'.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
What does he find there?
Guess..................................................................
Answer at the Bottom.
A Dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut.....
Some thing about Man-Woman.
Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't , you are not a
man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't , you are good
for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not
understanding
If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring, If you don't, she
accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are
a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't
love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is an hour late, she tells you to be patient
If you visit another woman, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street ,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to
talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable......woman!!
MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES
If you kiss him, he kisses you back If you don't, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thanks to you If you don't, he feels secure in
your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, he changes his liking
If you visit him often, he welcomes you everytime
If you don't, he will visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, the dress is bad but you still look beautiful
If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you are not, he gives you no reason to be
If you attempt romance he is eager to accept it
If you don't, he will attempt it anyway.
If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you
If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you
If you kiss him once in a while, he is appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on is mind
If you stare at another man, he knows that you are only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, he goes ahead ignoring them.
If you talk, he will always listen If you listen, he will tell you
anything
you want to know
In short: So complex, yet so direct So strong, yet so supportive so
dazzling,
yet so humble, So passionate, yet so marvelous......men!!!
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't , you are not a
man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't , you are good
for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not
understanding
If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring, If you don't, she
accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are
a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't
love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is an hour late, she tells you to be patient
If you visit another woman, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street ,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to
talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable......woman!!
MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES
If you kiss him, he kisses you back If you don't, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thanks to you If you don't, he feels secure in
your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, he changes his liking
If you visit him often, he welcomes you everytime
If you don't, he will visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, the dress is bad but you still look beautiful
If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you are not, he gives you no reason to be
If you attempt romance he is eager to accept it
If you don't, he will attempt it anyway.
If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you
If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you
If you kiss him once in a while, he is appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on is mind
If you stare at another man, he knows that you are only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, he goes ahead ignoring them.
If you talk, he will always listen If you listen, he will tell you
anything
you want to know
In short: So complex, yet so direct So strong, yet so supportive so
dazzling,
yet so humble, So passionate, yet so marvelous......men!!!
Take Care Of The Words When You Think To Speak
The most damaging one letter word : I
>Avoid it.
>The most satisfying two-letter word : WE
>Use it.
>The most poisonous three-letter word : EGO
>Kill it.
>The most used four-letter word : LOVE
>Value it.
>The most pleasing five-letter word : SMILE
>Keep it.
>The fastest spreading six-letter word : RUMOUR
>Ignore it.
>The most enviable seven-letter word : SUCCESS
>Achieve it.
>The most nefarious eight-letter word : JEALOUSY
>Distance it.
>The most powerful nine-letter word : KNOWLEDGE
>Acquire it.
>The most essential ten-letter word : CONFIDENCE
>Trust it.
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>Avoid it.
>The most satisfying two-letter word : WE
>Use it.
>The most poisonous three-letter word : EGO
>Kill it.
>The most used four-letter word : LOVE
>Value it.
>The most pleasing five-letter word : SMILE
>Keep it.
>The fastest spreading six-letter word : RUMOUR
>Ignore it.
>The most enviable seven-letter word : SUCCESS
>Achieve it.
>The most nefarious eight-letter word : JEALOUSY
>Distance it.
>The most powerful nine-letter word : KNOWLEDGE
>Acquire it.
>The most essential ten-letter word : CONFIDENCE
>Trust it.
Earn upto Rs. 9,000 pm checking Emails. Join now!
11 Lessons In Life :))
11 Lessons In Life :))
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.
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