The difference between guys and gals going to the bank for with drawing the money

Guys:

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Gals:

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written)
in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake

Some thing about Man-Woman.

Woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't , you are not a
man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't , you are good
for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not
understanding

If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring, If you don't, she
accuses you of double crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are
a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't
love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is an hour late, she tells you to be patient

If you visit another woman, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another man, "Oh! it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street ,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If she talks, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to
talk

In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable......woman!!

MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES

If you kiss him, he kisses you back If you don't, he patiently waits

If you praise him, he says thanks to you If you don't, he feels secure in
your love

If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, he changes his liking

If you visit him often, he welcomes you everytime
If you don't, he will visit you instead

If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, the dress is bad but you still look beautiful

If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
If you are not, he gives you no reason to be

If you attempt romance he is eager to accept it
If you don't, he will attempt it anyway.

If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you

If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you

If you kiss him once in a while, he is appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on is mind

If you stare at another man, he knows that you are only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, he goes ahead ignoring them.

If you talk, he will always listen If you listen, he will tell you
anything
you want to know

In short: So complex, yet so direct So strong, yet so supportive so
dazzling,
yet so humble, So passionate, yet so marvelous......men!!!

Ancient India Facts

India is a country that will mesmerize you with its intriguing history and fascinating past. Though life has become very complex in modern times, yet the interesting facts of India continue to awe people all over the world. India was no ordinary country and had the components of a prosperous nation since ancient times. The rich history of India is full of such interesting facts that one is bound to sit and analyze this fascinating country's history with much enthusiasm. For an amazing collection of facts on ancient India, scroll down.

• Indians established Harappan culture in Indus Valley Civilization at a time when many cultures comprised of nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago.
• The game of chess was invented in India.
• The birth of Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus happened in India.
• The Decimal and Place Value system originated and developed in India.
• In the 13th century, a poet saint named Gyandev introduced the game of Snakes and Ladders. Known as Mokshapat during those times, the game had a significant meaning. The snakes stood for vices while the ladders represented good virtues. The essence of the game was that the ladders or good virtues take people to heaven while snakes or vices take people to a cycle of re-births.
• In 700 BC, the world's university was established in India in Takshila. It was one of the biggest achievements in the field of education as more than 10,500 students came from all over the world to receive education in over 60 different subjects. The University of Nalanda was another milestone that was achieved in the field of education in 4th century BC.
• The earliest school of medicine known to mankind was Ayurveda and it originated in India. It was consolidated 2500 ago by Charaka, Father of Medicine.
• 6000 years back, the art of navigation was developed in the River Indus, which was known as Sindh then. In fact, the word 'navigation' is a derivation of the Sanskrit word 'Navgatih'.
• The correct time taken by the earth to revolve around the sun was calculated by the famous astronomer Bhaskaracharya. His calculation showed that the earth takes around 365.258756484 days to go around the sun once.
• In the 6th century, the famous Indian Budhayana mathematician calculated the value "Pi" and also explained the concept of the Pythagoras Theorem.
• In the 11th century, Quadratic Equations were introduced by Sridharacharya. Indians used numbers that were way too bigger than European numbers. While the latter limited themselves till 106, the Indians went a step ahead and used numbers as big as 1053.
• Surgery existed in India 2600 years ago when the Father of Surgery known as Sushruta conducted many complex surgeries. The valuable ancient scriptures have detailed information on Cataract, Artificial Limbs, Cesareans, Fractures, Urinary Stone Surgery, Plastic Surgery and Brain Surgeries. Anesthesia was used in ancient India and one finds detailed knowledge of the human anatomy and its functions.
• Two major religions, Buddhism and Jainism were established in India in 500 and 600 BC.
• The oldest city in the world that is still inhabited today is Varanasi or Benaras.
• The art of Yoga that is now popular world wide originated in India and was performed by highly revered sages in ancient times.

Amazing And Wierd.......

Amazing ..........

A small baby born with long not more than 5 cm and weight 2.5 ons only.